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Don Bain

Episode 21: The Low Down on Driverless Cars

Howdy. Pancho the ranch dog again. Miss me? I've been busy.

If you could see me in the picture, I'd be in the ranch buggy tryin' out a new job called passenger. Passenger is soooo much better than pedestrian pug. And I can build up a whole bunch of momentum before launching a blistering audible assault on those durn cows.

The reason you can't see me is I'm wearin' my camo rig. Makes me invisible.

Gonna learn to drive next. In fact, I figure you people have been scammed by the whole driverless car thing by Gooble. Pretty sure dogs in camo are drivin' those things. You might want to think about that before you ranch boys go bangin' your trucks into those cars for sport. Unless of course you find one driven by a Bichon Frise. In that case Bubba, let 'er rip - demolition derby is on!

Your Pal, Pancho.